Are you running low on creative steam?

Are you bumfuddled by viral internet videos?

Or are you just looking to have a hilarious song expertly written and magnificently performed by a living legend to promote your fine wares?

Then look no further than me, your friendly neighbourhood advert-man. I create awesome commercials and promos to make your shizness do the business. Satisfaction and success 101% guaranteed! (In spirit, not legally binding.)

So what are you waiting for? Web-shoot me a message for my rates and availability (or just for top bantz) via Dale-Mail™: TheDaleKastle@gmail.com

Here’s a page of some of my many masterpieces. (Full portfolio coming real soon. That’s as soon as I can catch a break from being so damn AWESOME!!!)

You can also enjoy my legendary Arnie cover songs here. Trust me, you’ll love them. I’m like an Austrian Elvis. But British. You could say it’s my gift. My curse. But just who am I again? Why, I’m Dale frickin’ Kastle. Gimme some sugar, baby.